It's about my penis.

Because of the size of my philosophy ethics book, it has to go on my fiction shelf.
I feel like I’m doing something really wrong.

I was excited to have more weekday shifts and the weekend off this week but they decided they’re not even opening the days I was scheduled to work. I have one 3 hour shift this week. Probably none next week since I took the weekend off purposely and they’ll probably continue to stay closed.

Every time I match with someone on tinder I feel like throwing up but there are too many cute girls on there who like Ben Folds

It’s like a dream.

Help I keep matching with girls on tinder what do I do

I decided to get tinder
and I’ve literally been swiping left on every guy for the last hour until this one because he likes science fiction
and apparently it’s a match
what do I do
I’m too socially awkward for this

People who say they want big boobs are not thinking this through.
For me to get a proper fitting bathing suit, it will cost over $150 for the top.
Smaller breasted women can buy entire bathing suits for $5 at places like bluenotes.

How do you find out who random people who added you on snapchat are? I don’t want to ask them who they are because I feel like I should know. They sent me one snap before too??? conveniently of not their face

Was this any of you?

Apparently it’s too hot in my room because my dog is panting. But I don’t want my light to turn on, so since it’s motion censored, I’ll have to ninja my way to the fan in the hall.

colchrishadfield:

A robot drives around Mars looking for signs of ancient life while another goes overhead and photos the tracks. A seemingly impossible achievement, realized.

colchrishadfield:

A robot drives around Mars looking for signs of ancient life while another goes overhead and photos the tracks. A seemingly impossible achievement, realized.