It's about my penis.

petition to bring back wildberry fanta

Someone do my laundry for me

guysonbread:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

They’re all lovely, but that first guy’s voice is just so… strong.

If I knew I was going to die my last meal would be all the meatless big macs with all the sauce and all the pickles

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

I thought this was like a rapture thing.Maybe I&#8217;ll rapture you tomorrow. 

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

I thought this was like a rapture thing.
Maybe I’ll rapture you tomorrow. 

pkthunda:

pkthunda:

I don’t get it when people ask me why I didn’t tell them I was gay. Like what were you expecting, am I supposed to announce myself every time I walk into a room?

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The homo has arrived.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

sucrifice:

I look for you in everyone.
I do. I always do. 

sucrifice:

I look for you in everyone.

I do. I always do. 

Totally where I would expect the plastic forks to be, thanks Walmart