It's about my penis.

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

I have an exam at 2 and I am going to do absolutely horrible

langleav:

Love & Misadventure is available online via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually, Fully Booked and other good book stores worldwide. 

langleav:

Love & Misadventure is available online via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually, Fully Booked and other good book stores worldwide. 

It’s nice to tell yourself that next time it happens, you’ll yell at them, possibly hit them, show them that what they are doing is not okay and that there are consequences for their actions, possibly deterring them from doing it again, to anyone. To tell yourself that you’re a strong person, you can do it. But instead, when it does happen, you manage to use all your strength to quietly remove yourself from the situation, and that feels like the biggest accomplishment, the best you could’ve done. But no matter how many times it happens, you still tell yourself 'next time'. And that to me, is the most painful part.

Ellen has said the name of my town on her show

this is more exciting than when Oprah’s network wrongly referred to us as a different town

twerkforcats:

this made me so sad

twerkforcats:

this made me so sad

ciarachimera:

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

that happened so fast I didn’t even see the cats, wow. :p

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

Probably from Australia so probably still going to kill you

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck