I’m really angry at a certain store and I feel the need to be like “I have over a hundred followers on tumblr, do you WANT me to post about this?”
I have tiny little hairs on my arm that I didn’t have before
It’s so cold in Ottawa that I’m growing a winter coat.
my prof ended the notes on augustine with ‘good night and god bless. Merry Christmas” and I’m wondering if that’s a very elaborate joke or if she’s serious
mozzarella sticks for breakfast at 1pm because yolo so better make it the most unhealthy/reckless life ever so you die faster or however the saying goes
When I hear a fire alarm go off in the building my first thought is ‘I don’t want to go outside looking like this’ rather than ‘oh no a fire’
people need to stop burning toast and smoking weed inside.
We did secret santa on our floor tonight
The person I gave a gift to didn’t even say thank you or acknowledge my existence.
The person who was supposed to buy for me apparently forgot about it.