It's about my penis.

My roommate texted me saying I lied about something and that she has proof, but I’ve literally never lied

I don’t understand why people try so hard to start something

I want to bring my laptop to the building my exam is in and study there but that means I’ll have to take it into the exam room and people like to steal stuff from there

I have a final exam today. I do not feel ready.

moongalleon22:

sirseph:

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

TRAGIC BACKSTORY EXPLAINS BEHAVIOR BUT DOES NOT EXCUSE IT

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

NO, IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW HOT THEY ARE

NO, IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW HOT THEY ARE

NO IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW HOT THEY ARE BECAUSE THEIR TRAGIC BACKSTORY STILL DOES NOT EXCUSE THEIR BEHAVIOUR

pasquilpast said: I stole bubblegum ice cream with my hands then put it into a cone for a guy in my dream last night.

Did you make plans to sleep with him later?

I had a mostly-lucid dream last night and it was very interesting

Quite often when people have lucid dreams they automatically go for sex. But mine started in a Menchies. I ate all the frozen yogurt / toppings I could and made plans to have sex with this guy latter but I just woke up after like five bowls of fruity frozen yogurt, skittles, and cheesecake pieces. I regret nothing.

There is this guy in a bunch of my classes and I always thought he was incredibly smart and the other day the professor was talking about prostitution she and asked like ‘who is actually at fault for the dangers of being a prostitute?’ and he said ‘the prostitutes for putting themselves in the situation’ and everyone was quiet and the prof just stared at him blankly and he said ‘but I guess some people would say it’s the pimps and the johns’

AND WHAT

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

There are full length movies on youtube. Like lots of them. I had no idea.

nerdfighterfighter:

I wonder why so many men in the nerdfighter community struggle with the concept of consent?

It’s almost as if they think of these young women as “underutilized romantic resources.”